There's a synthetic yield product under there, not just vibes, but honestly the volatility is less about the product and more about who's holding it, and that's the part worth worrying about.

Synthetic yield sounds fancy until you realize half these "products" are just rebrand wrappers on the same leverage loops, the holder makeup is downstream of that, not the other way around.

Sure, called it, now do the same thing on the bounce right before they dump the rest on you.